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    By Tony Kornheiser, The Washington Post
    Sunday, July 22, 2001
    Just the other morning I was watching "The Today Show" when that hot tomato Katie Couric said something like, "Coming up: We're going to focus on the ongoing stem cell debate."
    The ongoing stem cell debate?
    Omigod, which side was I on, stems or cells?
    Tragically, I not only didn't know a stem cell debate was raging all over America - I didn't even know what a "stem cell" was. Stems and seeds, yes. That rang a bell. ("Oh, we're down to stems and seeds again. Bummer.") But for stem cell, I was drawing a blank (see above).
    So I opened the newspaper and began reading about stem cells. And there was all this stuff about "surplus embryos" and "frozen embryos."
    And I said: Yikes! Check, please.
    That's what Americans are talking about this summer, frozen embryos? Excuse me, what happened to frozen margaritas?
    It's not like I don't think more...

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