Steals Jokes

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    A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" "Absolutely," the lawyer responded. The butcher immediately shot back, "Good! You owe me $7. 99 for the roast your dog stole from me this morning." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $7. 99. A few days later, the butcher, browsing through his mail, finds an envelope from the lawyer. The contents reads "Consultation: $25. 00."

    A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me £8. 50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a cheque for £8. 50. Several periods of time later -- it could be the next day but that would be unrealistic -- the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: £20 due for a consultation.

    A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, bee-lines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

    "Then you owe me $8. 50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

    The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8. 50 [attorneys don't carry cash -- it's too plebeian -- and the butcher hadn't brought the shop's credit card imprinter to the lawyer's office].

    Several periods of time later -- it could be the next day but that would be unrealistic -- the butcher opens the mail and finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 for legal consultation.

    A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, bee-lines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. A butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"

    The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

    "Then you owe me $8. 50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

    The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8. 50. The next day the butcher opens the mail and finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 for legal consultation.

    A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner? ” The lawyer answers, “Absolutely. ”
    “Then you owe me $8. 50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today. ”
    The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8. 50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.
    Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.

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