"A Lawyer's Dog, Running.." joke

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, bee-lines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. A butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"

The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8. 50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8. 50. The next day the butcher opens the mail and finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 for legal consultation.

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