Stamp Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: How can you tell when a Fax had been sent from by a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

After a great success of Aishwarya Rai's movie Bride & Prejudice all over the world, Indian government wanted a special postage stamp with her picture on it to recognize her. Government stress that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and Indian Government & Aishwarya Rai both were pleased.

But within a couple of days, began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. Indian Government ordered CBI to investigate the matter.

CBI checked out at several post offices, and then reported to the Government Officials that: "The stamp is really world class. The problem is, all the peoples are licking on the wrong side of the stamp."

Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.

The new Bush-Cheney re-election stamp was recently issued.
Many complaints started pouring into the Postmaster General about letters being returned due to no postage.
Bush asked the Post Office to look into the matter. The Post Office investigated and reported to Bush that apparently the postal patrons were spitting on the wrong side of the stamp!