Postage Jokes

MRS Banta knitted a sweater and sent it to her husband by parcel post. With it she sent the following note: I have removed the buttons as they are too heavy and would add to the price of postage. You will find them in the right hand pocket of the sweater.'

Yo Mama is like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away!

Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.

Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.

Disclaimer:

This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Sell before date stamped on carton. Do not purchase if seal has been tampered with. Contents under pressure. Void where prohibited or taxed. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Some settling of contents may occur during shipping. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Times approximate. more...