Six-pack Jokes

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    To some its a six-pack, to me its a support group.

    Steve, Bob and Jeff are all working on some very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steves body, Bob and Jeff realise theyll have to inform his wife. Bob says hes good with this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do it. After two hours, he returns carrying a six-pack of beer. "So, did you tell her?" Asks Jeff. "Yep." Replies Bob. "Hey, where did you get the six-pack?" "She gave it to me." "What?!" Exclaims Jeff. "You just told her that her husband died, and she gave you a six-pack?!" "Sure. When she answered the door, I asked her whether she was Steves widow. Widow? She said. No, no.. Im not a widow. You must be mistaken. So I said, Ill bet you a six-pack you are!"

    A few beans short of chili.
    A few beers short of a six-pack / a six-pack short of a case.
    A few birds shy of a flock.
    A few blocks short of a filesystem.
    A few bombs/melons short of a full load.
    A few bricks short of a wall / hod / load / pile.
    A few chips short of a cookie.
    A few clowns short of a circus.
    A few clues shy of a solution.
    A few cold solder joints.
    A few ears short of a bushel.
    A few feathers short of a whole duck.
    A few few cylinders short of a full re-format.
    A few fish short of a string.
    A few french fries / one hamburger short of a Happy Meal.

    Q. What do a blonde girl and a six-pack of beer have in common?
    A. You can carry both with two fingers.

    The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

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