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A guy walks into a bar. .. once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink." So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, "What's the name of your penis?" The guy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay bartender says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis." So the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, "TIMEX." The guy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!" A little shaken, the guy turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita, "So, what do you call your penis?" The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because quality is Job 1", he more...

A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay bar, but he decides, “What the heck, I really want a drink. ”
So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, “What’s the name of your penis? ”
The guy says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a drink. ”
The gay bartender says, “I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. ”
So the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, “Hey bud, what’s the name of your penis? ” The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, “TIMEX. ”
The guy asks, “Why Timex? ” The fella proudly replies, “Cause it takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’! ”
A little shaken, the guy turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita, “So, what do you call your penis? ” The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, “FORD, because quality is Job 1?, he then more...

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar but says "What the heck, I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer "What's the name of your penis?" The customer says "Look, I'm just not into that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."
So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer,"Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"
The gentleman with a smile looks back and says "Timex."
The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping on a margarita. "So,
what do you call your penis?" The other gentleman turns to him and proudly exclaims
"Ford."
The more...