Simon Jokes / Random Jokes

Barometer

Teacher: "Simon! What does it mean if the barometer falls?"
Simon: "Err.. The nail's come out of the wall, miss?"

Atlas: Th alamo was a spanish mission(old church) attacked by the mexicans and was defended by texas for 13 days

Lu: like what the fuck

HKS: It's funny

zandy: Why did the Swede bring an extra pair of socks on vacation? In case he got a Dane in one! Source: https://jokeknock.com/scandinavian-jokes/

Yo mama: Please FOH, terrible