Paul Jokes

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    A American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino
    American: use my name four times in a sentence
    Filipino: Paul be carePaul you mightPaul in the swimmingPaul

    (I got this one from my next door neighbor, who got it from his brother...)
    Desperate for work, Paul decides to accept a job offer mining deep in
    Alaska. After a long journey he arrives at the mining camp, 200 miles
    from civilization. The camp is small, with only a handful of miners.
    He promptly meets up with the manager, and asks what his duties are.
    "Firstly, you work six days of the week, every day except Saturday. Your
    primary duty is to help clear out the rubble, and dump it into the rock
    quarry down the road. The work isn't easy, but you will get used to it.
    Also, you are on KP duty on Friday nights."
    Morning comes, and Paul goes to work. The work is hard, but he is strong
    enough that it isn't a real problem.
    However, by the time Thursday comes around, Paul is feeling kind of lonely.
    With the nearest women 200 miles away, he can't imagine how the other miners
    endure from day to day. So, he approaches the more...

    [Original Author: Richard Lederer, St Paul's School]
    One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a
    student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together the following "history" of the world from certifiably
    genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eighth grade through
    college level. Read carefully, and you will learn a lot.
    The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by
    Camelot. The climate in the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of
    the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular
    cube. The pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.
    The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were
    created from an more...

    Teacher: Paul, What Is The Chemical Formula Of Water?
    Paul: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
    Teacher: What Is This?
    Paul: Well!! You Said It Is H2o.

    on the subject of cajuns and lake charle
    as we were discussing earlier...
    Jean Paul and Beaudry, two Louisiana natives, were the best
    of friends. They had grown up together in the backwoods and did
    everything together; huntin', fishin, drinkin', just everything.
    One day they arrived home from a night of coon huntin' and Beaudry
    found his wife not at home. He waited and then called around looking
    for her, but never could locate her. He called on his friend Jean Paul
    and called his wife's church friends and the sheriff, but no one knew
    where she was. After three days Beaudry became despondant and depressed.
    that afternoon Jean Paul came by and found his compadre sitting on the
    porch, his eyes red and strained from worry.
    "Beaudry my frien'," Jean Paul placed a firm hand on his buddy's
    shoulder. " I have good news and bad news ."
    "Oh no. Tell me Jean Paul. I know it must be about my wife."
    "I'm more...

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