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Three mice were trying to get some exercise. Since the wheel in their cage was broken, they decided to head to the bathroom and do some swimming.
The first mouse decided to take a swim in the sink. When he got back, he commented to the other mice, "My swim wasn't particularly enjoyable. The water was much too shallow and the distance from shore to shore was far too short."
The second mouse took his swim in the bathtub. When he returned, he was jumping up and down with excitement. "My swim in the tub was wonderful," he said. "I had plenty of room to swim, the water was warm and I could make it as deep as I wanted."
Not to be outdone, the third mouse went swimming in the toilet. When he returned, he was breathing hard. "I'll never do that again, that's for sure," he muttered.
"Why? What happened?" the other mice asked.
Still struggling to catch his breath, the third mouse explained, "I was having a great time, more...

One day, a rabbi, a pastor and a priest are all in a boat together, enjoying a morning of fishing.
After a while, the pastor looks at the other two and says, "I think I am going to go over to the shore and sit down." So, he gets out of the boat, walks across the water and sits down on the shore.
A few minutes later, the priest says to the rabbi, "I think I'm going to go over there to join him." He, too, walks across the water and sits down on the shore beside the pastor.
The rabbi thinks to himself, "Well, if they can do it, so can I!" So, he climbs out of the boat, but he falls in the water.
From ashore, the pastor turns and says to the priest, "Do you think we should have told him where the rocks are?"

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.
"The sharks got' em."

Kure urumbukal puzhayil kulikkan irangi. Then an aana came and decided to have a bath and he jumped in the river. By the force of the waves made by elephant's dive all ants were swept to the shore except one which landed in the elephant's head. All the ants who were on the shore shouted something to the one at elephant's head. what was that?
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>"mukki kolleda aa nayinte mone"

231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:

Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.

Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes.

Operator: The power in the house in on? Blonde: Of course.

Operator: And the switch is on? Blonde: Yes, yes.

Operator: And the bulb still won't light up? Blonde: No, it's working fine.

Operator: Then what's the problem? Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.


232. What about the blonde who gave birth to twins? Her husband is out looking for the other man.


233. There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got more...

Last winter, while sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. The guy could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" "Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, "How did you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got' em."

231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes. Operator: The power in the house in on? Blonde: Of course. Operator: And the switch is on? Blonde: Yes, yes. Operator: And the bulb still won't light up? Blonde: No, it's working fine. Operator: Then what's the problem? Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves. 232. What about the blonde who gave birth to twins? Her husband is out looking for the other man. 233. There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. The more...