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This test is so realistic it is scary!!!
It amazes me how these things really work! How do they do it??
The following test was developed by a combination of top U.S. and European psychologists. The results are extremely accurate in describing your personality with one simple question.
Which is your favorite Teletubbie?
A. Yellow
B. Purple
C. Green
D. Red
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A. You chose the Yellow Teletubbie. You are gay.
B. You chose the Purple Teletubbie. You are gay.
C. You chose the Green Teletubbie. You are gay.
D. You chose the Red Teletubbie. You are gay.
How do you keep a idiot occupied?
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Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack?
Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a finalist in the Miss America pageant?
Which president had sex with one of his secretaries stretched out atop a desk in the oval office?
Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a slave who was his wife's half sister?
Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?
Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first husband, and was branded an "adulterer" during his re-election campaign?
Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife while he was engaged to someone else?
Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal secretary?
Which president had sex with a young woman in a White House coat closet - at one point, while a secret service agent more...
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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