Punk Jokes / Recent Jokes
A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. "No, just change the oil, please!"
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair and multicolored feather earings.
After a while the punk got mad and said to the old man “What are you staring at? ”
“Back when I was in the army I got really drunk one night and fucked a parrot.
I was wondering if you were my son. ”
Q: How many punk rockers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead.
Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A: Because he stapled himself to the chicken.
An old guy's sitting on a bus when a punk rocker gets on. The punk rocker's hair is red, green, yellow, orange, he's got feather earrings, and he sees the guy staring at him. He says "What's the matter, old man? Didn't you ever do anything wild?"
The old guy says, "Yeah. One time I had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid."
Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair and multicolored feather earings.
After a while the punk got mad and said to the old man "What are you staring at?"
"Back when I was in the army I got really drunk one night and fucked a parrot.
I was wondering if you were my son."
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolouredhair that's green, purple and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix ofleather rags. His legs are bare and he's wearing worn-out shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewellery and his earringare big, bright feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat, directlyacross from an old man who glares at him for the next ten miles. Finally, the punk gets self-conscious and barks at the old man: "What areyou looking at you old fart... didn't you ever do anything wild when you wereyoung?" Without missing a beat, the old man replies: "Yeah, back when I was youngand in the Navy I got really drunk one night in Singapore and had sex witha parrot.... I thought maybe you were my son."