Barbers Jokes

A punk walked into a barbers shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. "No, just change the oil, please!"

a little girl was in the barbers eating a cake the barber says youll get hair on your muffin the little girl says yes and i will get tits to

A man sitting in a barbers chair noticed that the barbers hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no ones been in for a shampoo yet."

Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.

A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it slips from her fingers into a pile of hairon the floor. "Oh dear, have you got hair on your candy?" asked the barber. "Don't be so stupid, I'm only three!!" said the girl!