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A Guy walks into a store. He sees three brains on display. One is a Libertarian Brain, priced at $250. The second is a Democrat Brain, priced at $275. The third is a Republican Brain, priced at $5, 000, 000. The Guy asks the sales clerk,"Man, why does the Republican brain cost so much more than the other two?" Clerk replies,"Well, sir, that brain has never been used.
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a “CAR”?
LIST PRICING A COW
A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:
BASIC COW………………………………………….$499. 9
Shipping and handling…………………………………35. 75
Extra Stomach…………………………………………. 79. 25
Two Tone Exterior……………………………………142. 10
Produce Storage Compartment………………….. 126. 50
Heavy Duty Straw Chopper……………………….. 189. 60
Four Spigot/High Output Drain System…………. 149. 20
Automatic Fly Swatter…………………………………88. 50
Genuine Cowhide Upholstery………………………179. 90
Deluxe Dual more...
What would happen if we priced our "COWS" using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a "CAR"? LIST PRICING A COW A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows: BASIC COW.................................................$499.9 Shipping and handling.......................................35.75 Extra Stomach.................................................79.25 Two Tone Exterior..........................................142.10 Produce Storage Compartment.......................126.50 Heavy Duty Straw Chopper.............................189.60 Four Spigot/High Output Drain System.............149.20 Automatic Fly Swatter.......................................88.50 Genuine Cowhide Upholstery...........................179.90 Deluxe Dual Horns............................................59.25 Automatic Fertilizer more...