"Cow Priced Like A Car" joke

What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a “CAR”?
LIST PRICING A COW
A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:
BASIC COW………………………………………….$499. 9
Shipping and handling…………………………………35. 75
Extra Stomach…………………………………………. 79. 25
Two Tone Exterior……………………………………142. 10
Produce Storage Compartment………………….. 126. 50
Heavy Duty Straw Chopper……………………….. 189. 60
Four Spigot/High Output Drain System…………. 149. 20
Automatic Fly Swatter…………………………………88. 50
Genuine Cowhide Upholstery………………………179. 90
Deluxe Dual Horns…………………………………….. 59. 25
Automatic Fertilizer Attachment……………………339. 40
4X4 Traction Drive Assembly………………………884. 16
Pre-delivery Wash and Comb……………………….. 69. 80
FARMER’S SUGGESTED LIST PRICE: …….$2, 843. 3
Additional Dealer Adjustments: ………………………. 300. 00
TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including Options)………$3, 143. 36