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At age 4, success is not peeing in your pants

At age 16, success is "gettin' a little"

At age 25, success is graduation and a wedding

At age 35, success is about career and family

At age 55, success is about graduations and weddings

At age 65, success is "gettin' a little"

At age 90, success is not peeing in your pants

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down; or preferably, put it back up when finished.

3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

4. Sunday = Sports.

5. Anything you wear is fine, really.

6. Women wearing Wonder bras and low cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

7. You have too many shoes & plenty of clothes.

8. Crying is not the answer. Crying is blackmail.

9. We're not mind-readers. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

10. Mark anniversaries & birthdays on a calendar.

11. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult that peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

12. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers.

13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a more...

At age 4, success is.................. not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is.................. having friends.
At age 20, success is.................. having sex.
At age 35, success is.................. making money.
At age 70, success is.................. having sex.
At age 80, success is.................. having friends.
At age 90, success is.................. not peeing your pants.

Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as we go through life. While everyone has different aspirations, it appears we all have some common benchmarks for what success is. Really it all depends on your age. Consider the following:
At age 4, success is not peeing your pants At age 16, success is "gettin' a little" At age 25, success is graduation and a wedding
At age 35, success is about career and family
At age 55, success is about graduations and weddings At age 65, success is "gettin' a little" At age 80, success is not peeing your pants!

Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as we go through life. While everyone has different aspirations, it appears we all have some common benchmarks for what success is. Really it all depends on your age. Consider the following:At age 4, success is not peeing your pants At age 16, success is "gettin' a little" At age 25, success is graduation and a weddingAt age 35, success is about career and familyAt age 55, success is about graduations and weddings At age 65, success is "gettin' a little" At age 80, success is not peeing your pants!

At age 4.... success is.... not peeing in your pants.
At age 12... success is.... having friends.
At age 17... success is.... having a drivers license.
At age 20... success is.... having sex.
At age 35... success is.... having money.
At age 50... success is.... having money.
At age 60... success is.... having sex.
At age 70... success is.... having a drivers license.
At age 75... success is.... having friends.
At age 80... success is.... not peeing in your pants