Pedophile Jokes / Recent Jokes

A pedophile and a young boy are walking through a dark forest when the boy says "It's getting dark and I'm scared" when the pedophile says "You're scared, I gotta walk outta here by myself!"

A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed:"You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven afteryou have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have asnowballs chance in hell of meeting god?" "Fuck God... I'm after the baby Jesus."

This couple had an excellent relationship going until one day he came home from work to find his girlfriend packing. He asked her why she was leaving him and she told him that she had heard awful things about him.
"What could they possibly have said to make you move out?"
"They told me that you were a pedophile."
He replied, "That's an awfully big word for a ten year old."

This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks. She says "because you are a pedophile". He says "Pedophile??? Hmmmm that's an awfully big word for a 10 year old."

A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven.
He's stopped at the pearly gates by St.
Peter, who is really miffed:"You swine.
How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven after you have lead such a perverted, ungodly life.
Do you think you have a snowballs chance in hell of meeting god? Fuck God...
I'm after the baby Jesus."

A man comes home and finds his girlfriend packing.
"Where are you going?" he asks.
"I'm leaving you," she answers.
"Leaving me? Why?"
She continues packing and says, "Because I found out today that you're a pedophile!"
"A pedophile? A pedophile?" he shouts. "That's a pretty big word for a ten year old!"

This guy and his girlfriend are fighting.... she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks. She says "because you are a pedophile". He says "Pedophile?????? Hmmmm that's an awfully big word for a 10 year old."