"A pedophile dies" joke

A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven.
He's stopped at the pearly gates by St.
Peter, who is really miffed:"You swine.
How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven after you have lead such a perverted, ungodly life.
Do you think you have a snowballs chance in hell of meeting god? Fuck God...
I'm after the baby Jesus."