"This guy and his girlfriend are fighting..." joke

This guy and his girlfriend are fighting.... she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks. She says "because you are a pedophile". He says "Pedophile?????? Hmmmm that's an awfully big word for a 10 year old."

A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed:"You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven afteryou have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have asnowballs more...


An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope more...


A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dim, woods. The little boy says, "Mister, I'm frightened! These woods are truly terrifying."

The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."

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