"A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven..." joke
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed:"You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven afteryou have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have asnowballs chance in hell of meeting god?""Fuck God... I'm after the baby Jesus."
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"
An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope more...
A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dim, woods. The little boy says, "Mister, I'm frightened! These woods are truly terrifying."
The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."
America is a land where citizens vote for Democrats but hope to live like Republicans.
Your child has started growing up when he stops asking you where he came from and starts refusing to tell you where he's going.