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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.
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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
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Dyslexic bank robbery
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Two dyslexic bank robbers run into a bank shouting: "air in the hands mother stickers, this is a f*** up!"
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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.
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