"What do you call a black man flying" joke
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from heaven.
Girl: Aww, did it hurt when you got kicked out of hell?
Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Girl: Really? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put F more...
Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. They rowed out a ways and started to fish. They caught one fish after the other. Ole says to Sven, "I wish we could mark this spot. It’s the best fishing more...
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol