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You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.

The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.

Unless you're the lead dog, your view doesn't change.

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

Few women admit their age, Few men act theirs.