"Unless you're the lead dog" joke

Unless you're the lead dog, your view doesn't change.

An entrepreneur attended an auction at which he won the bid on an old safe. With dreams of a large fortune inside, he was told that the business from which the safe originated was so long defunct, that no one had the combination. Undaunted, he called a locksmith to try to get more...

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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