Ocean Jokes / Recent Jokes
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them.
Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something she carried in her bag. The couple assumed she was selling drugs, and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know
for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?"He hadn't and said so. Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really more...
Q: why don’t they let blondes swim in the ocean?
A: because they can’t get the smell out of the tuna.
Q: whats the difference between your mamma and the atlantic ocean?
A: the atlantic ocean doesnt have that many crabs
What are five blondes at the bottom of the ocean called? An air pocket.
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The country called the Land of Rising Sun is Japan
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Mount Everest was named after Sir George Everest
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The volcano Vesuvias is located in Italy
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The country known as the Suger Bowl of the world is Cuba
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The length of the Suez Canal is 162.5 kilometres
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The lowest point on earth is the coastal area of Dead Sea
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The Gurkhas are the original inhabitants of Nepal
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The largest ocean of the world is the Pacific ocean
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The largest bell in the world is the Tsar Kolkol at Kremlin, Moscow
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The biggest stadium in the world is the Strahov Stadium, Prague
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The world's largest diamond producing country is South Africa
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Australia was discovered by James Cook
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The first Governor General of Pakistan is Mohammed Ali Jinnah
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Dublin is situated at the mouth of River Liffey
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The earlier name of New York city was New Amsterdam
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The Eiffel tower was more...
What do you call ten baritones at the bottom of the ocean?
A start.
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy: A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a happy meal. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. All foam, no beer. The butter has slipped off his pancake. The cheese slid off his cracker. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. As smart as bait. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. Her sewing machine's out of thread. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl. Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Receiver is off the hook. Not wired to code. Skylight leaks a little. Her slinky's kinked. Too much yardage between the goal posts. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together. A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on. more...