Nudist Jokes

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    Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
    A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
    Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy?
    A. Money
    Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
    A. After five years your job will still suck.
    Q. What's the difference between you and your paycheck?
    A. Your wife will blow your check.
    Q. What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
    A. A man who hates every bone in a woman's body except his own.
    Q. Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
    A. Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
    Q. What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
    A. They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.
    Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
    A. It's not hard.
    Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist beach?
    A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
    Q. Who is the more...

    A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.
    Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half but accidentally sends her the bottom half.
    He's really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice.
    A few weeks later, he receives a letter from this grandmother. It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style... it makes your nose look too short."

    Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.

    Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
    A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
    Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
    A. Money.
    Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
    A. After five years your job will still suck.
    Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
    A. It's not hard.
    Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
    A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen
    donuts.
    Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
    A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
    Q: What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs?
    A: One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year!
    Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
    A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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