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    Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she'll swallow. Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel. Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's Witness? A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to fuck off! Q: Do you know why women fake orgasm? A: Because men fake foreplay. Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick! Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? A: Dating children. Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golfball? A: A guy will actually search for a golfball. Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? A: She knows she's given her last blow job. Q: Who is the more...

    Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
    A: You know she'll swallow.
    Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
    A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
    Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
    A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
    Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's Witness?
    A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to fuck off!
    Q: Do you know why women fake orgasm?
    A: Because men fake foreplay.
    Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
    A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
    Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
    A: Dating children.
    Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golfball?
    A: A guy will actually search for a golfball.
    Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the more...

    Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she'll swallow.Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel.Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's Witness? A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to fuck off! Q: Do you know why women fake orgasm? A: Because men fake foreplay.Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick! Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? A: Dating children.Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golfball? A: A guy will actually search for a golfball.Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? A: She knows she's given her last blow job.Q: Who is the most more...

    Q. What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs?
    A. Nice tits!

    Q. Why do they call it PMS?
    A. Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

    Q. What's the difference between a muff-dive and a speed-trap?
    A. With a muff-dive you always have a clear view of the cunt!!

    Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
    A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

    Q. Why would a bloke give his wife a pair of slippers and a dildo for her birthday?
    A. Because if she doesn't like the slippers she can go and get fucked.

    Q. What's the difference between a police car and a pair of knickers
    A. You can only fit one cunt in a pair of knickers.

    Q. What did Yul Brynner say to Freddy Mercury in heaven?
    A. So the fags got you too! !

    Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?
    A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.

    Q. What's the definition of a more...

    when's a pixie not a pixie? when he's got his head up a fairy's skirt and he's a goblin.

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