New York Knicks Jokes / Recent Jokes

Knicks coach Isiah Thomas has said that all of his players are "untouchable." Much like plague victims and lepers. Despite this, Thomas believes that the women in the organization are plenty touchable.

Stephon Marbury believes the New York Knicks should fire Mike D'Antoni. Of course, he also believes someone should hire Stephon Marbury.

New York Knicks coach Isiah Thomas' 19-year-old son was arrested for underage drinking. His father immediately signed him to a six-year contract. The news is especially unfortunate because everything had been going so well for Isiah.

Because soon George Bush & Isiah Thomas will each be running something.

New York Knick Jerome James will miss the rest of the season with a ruptured right Achilles' tendon. James was injured falling off the bench.

The Knicks are reportedly pursuing Golden State forward Al Harrington. New York likes the fact that he has a bloated contract and a history of underachievement, but they're still not sure if they can count on him to be a major distraction off the court.

Allen Iverson has placed phone calls with the Knicks and the Bobcats. Up next, the Suicide Hotline.