Curry Jokes

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    The Indian Top 10:
    1. Tears on My Pillau.
    2. Its my chappalti and I'll cry if I want to.
    3. Tikka Chance on Me.
    4. Scatnaan.
    5. Korma Korma Chameleon.
    6. What's the Story Morning Tandoori.
    7. Easy like Sanjay Morning.
    8. You Can't Curry Love.
    9. Poppadum Preach.
    10. Sheikh Your Body. All available on the fantastic new album, Turban Hymns by Donner Summer.
    Bohemian Curry (sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)
    Naan-aa, just killed a man
    Poppadom against his head
    Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
    Naan-aa, dinner just begun
    But now I'm going to crap it all away.
    Didn't mean to make you cry,
    Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
    Curry on, Curry on,
    'cause nothing really madras.
    Too late, my dinner's gone
    Sends shivers up my spine
    Rectum aching all the time.
    Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and use the more...

    Knicks center Eddy Curry has been accused of trying to solicit gay sex from his driver. It's a surprising accusation for a player who's never shown much interest in sticking to his man.

    Knock KnockWhos there? Curry! Curry who? Curry me back home will you!

    Knock Knock Who's there? Curry! Curry who? Curry me back home will you!

    U rawana went to Queens Hotel for lunch.
    He called one of stewards and oredered " Date hoppers and cock curry "
    The steward was a new guy so he couldn't realize the order, ran inside and told another steward.
    He identified the guest and served "string hoppers with a dish of chicken curry.

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