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The New York Knicks have officially decided not to sign free agent guard Allen Iverson. Which is probably what it feels like to be rejected from community college.

...Isiah Thomas was fired as Knicks coach Friday. Isiah is actually relieved, saying "This frees me up so now i can devote more time to getting around to sexually harassing anyone in the Knicks offices that i missed the first time around."

...Isiah Thomas has been hired as basketball coach at Florida International University....Isiah is anxious to get to work and cant wait to run the program into the ground.

Three teams are reportedly interested in signing Stephon Marbury. Unfortunately for Marbury, none of them are basketball teams.

Joey Chestnut ate 45 slices of pizza in 10 minutes to win the world's first Pizza Eating Championship in Manhattan. New Yorkers haven't seen a mouth that big since Stephon Marbury. The contest is particularly difficult, because competitors have to listen to New Yorkers talk incessantly about how much better their pizza is.

Free agent guard Stephon Marbury said there are plenty of teams interested in his services. The teams, however, disagree.

Mike D'Antoni says he's "really encouraged" by the Knicks' progress. It's sad when progress is a three game losing streak.