Iverson Jokes

Allen Iverson made his return to Philadelphia with a teary press conference. He started crying when he was told he'd be expected to attend practice.

The New York Knicks have officially decided not to sign free agent guard Allen Iverson. Which is probably what it feels like to be rejected from community college.

Allen Iverson could be back in a Philadelphia 76ers uniform by next Monday night. And complaining by next Tuesday.

Allen Iverson has placed phone calls with the Knicks and the Bobcats. Up next, the Suicide Hotline.

Allen Iverson has taken an indefinite leave from the Grizzlies. Like most of the team's fans.