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Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A:When you slap a mosquito on the head it stops suckin

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it!

Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.

Whats the difference between a mosquito and a woman? a mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.