Mosquito Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? It's ass.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist? To improve his bite!
Teacher: What Is The Difference Between A Fly & A Mosquito?
Motu: A Fly Can Fly But A Mosquito Can't Mosquito.
"Knock,knock."
"Who's there?"
"Amos."
"Amos who?"
"A mosquito bit me."
"Knock,knock."
"Who's there?"
"Andy."
"Andy who?"
"And he bit me again."
Q; Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito???
A; when you slap the mosquito it will stop sucking!!