Mosquito Jokes / Recent Jokes

Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until he starts to work.

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. A Surd was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn."
He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not going for the bloodshed still wanted to take revenge.
Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja (Go to sleep, O dear mosquito, go to sleep)" After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

If you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it. Sent by Chris

Yo Mama is like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking!

Mother: Cover Yourself Properly Or You'll Get The Disease Called Elephathasis Disease.
Son: What Type Of Disease Is That?
Mother: This Is A Type Of Disease When Mosquito Bites Our Legs They Become Like Elephant's Legs.
Son(In The Morning, Crying)
Mother: Why Are You Crying?
Son: Mom, Yesterday Night One Mosquito Bit Me On My Nose. Now, It Will Become A Trunk!!!

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito knows when to stop sucking!