Mosquito Jokes / Recent Jokes

Silly Sri Lankan Joke - posted by MLL E-mail:
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Once a foreigner came to Sri Lanka. There were mosquitoes, so he bought a mosquito net os he could sleep w/out deling w/ buzzing mosquitoes. The 1st night, he slept well. the 2nd night, there were fireflies hovering above his mosquito net. He panicked & ran screaming into the night saying,"Oh my gods, Sri Lankan mosqitoes carry lanterns!!!!!!!!!"
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MLL
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Premadasa Joke - posted by unknown E-mail:
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premadasa went to the opening ceromny of the
auditorium at ladies college
having exited looking at the chicks
he started the speech saying
I have never seen hall like ladies hall

An elephant married a mosquito. At night mosquito ran away. Why?

Because elephant had turned on the good night mat.

one day one elephant married an mosquito. After the marriage The elephant slept with mosquito at night. While in the morning while getting up the mosquito was dead why?????

ANS: because elephant kept a mosquito coil.

A mosquito falls in love with a hen. One day they kiss each other The hen dies of malaria and mosquito dies of bird flu.
Moral: True love might never die but lovers like these die a horrible death

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you smack a mosquito, it stops sucking!

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.