"What did one mosquito say to " joke

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?

Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this...

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... is 12 inches.

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”

Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”

With a questioned look on more...

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Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.

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Q: what is pink and fuzzy?
A: Pink Fuzz
Q: What is blue and fuzzy
A: no not blue fuzz, that would b stupid, it's pink fuzz holding its breath

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ABUL BASHAR:One mosquito said to another- "I am ashamed (!) for the impudence of Actress. They even don't care about us. Nakedness is the ultra-modern fashion to them."
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