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what do you see when the pillsberry doe boy bends over doughnuts, what type of doughnuts cream filled
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
6. Farmer Bill Dies in House
7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
9. Stud Tires Out
10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
13. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
15. Eye Drops off Shelf
16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
17. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
18. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
19. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
21. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
22. Miners Refuse to Work more...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Well, one is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with, and the other you put your groceries in.
How many guys does it take to change a lightbulb
None they let the woman cook in the dark
Q: What did 50 cent say to his grandmother who gave him a sweater?
A: G-U-NIT
A Chinese state media report says a man has killed himself after attacking five children at a kindergarten in eastern China. The children's injuries are not life-threatening so they should soon be able to return to school and work.