Lullaby Jokes

Speak in a strange foreign accent. when someone asks where you are from, name a country only you can pronounce.
Use a different accent every time you talk to someone new.
When getting food, pile everything onto your plate in heaping servings - make sure to use your hands!
Ask the host, "Who threw this cheesy party, anyway?"
Turn cartwheels across the floor. If you can turn a back flip, all the better!
Bring a novel and curl up in a corner with it.
Cough all over guests, then exclaim, "Doctor says a few more years and I'll be cured..."
Hang your head and whisper one-word answers to questions.
Play a lullaby on a kazoo during a speech (singing a lullaby works okay, too).
If there is music, mix up your dancing: break dance to classical, symphony conductor hand waves to techno music.
If you find your former dancing partner dancing with someone else, burst into tears, wailing, "I thought you loved me!" and run from the more...

Speak in a strange foreign accent. when someone asks where you are from, name a country only you can pronounce.Use a different accent every time you talk to someone new.When getting food, pile everything onto your plate in heaping servings - make sure to use your hands! Ask the host, "Who threw this cheesy party, anyway?"Turn cartwheels across the floor. If you can turn a back flip, all the better! Bring a novel and curl up in a corner with it.Cough all over guests, then exclaim, "Doctor says a few more years and I'll be cured..."Hang your head and whisper one-word answers to questions.Play a lullaby on a kazoo during a speech (singing a lullaby works okay, too)