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A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom& Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundrydetergent. The grocer walked over, and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. "Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog." "But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's verypowerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. Infact, it might even kill him." But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergentto the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried totalk him out of washing his dog. About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy somecandy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing. "Oh, he died," the boy said. The grocer, trying not to be an "I-told-you-so", said he wassorry the dog died but added, "I tried to tell you not to usethat detergent on your dog." "Well, the boy replied, "I don't more...

A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom & Pop" grocery store picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.

"Oh, no laundry," the boy said. "I'm going to wash my dog."

"But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him."

But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog.

About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing.

"Oh, he died," the boy said.

The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was sorry the dog died but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that more...

Laundry Notes A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. So the next week she encloses a note to the Chinese man that says, "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry. "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" Finally fed up the Chinese man responded with his own note that said, "USE MORE PAPER ON REAR END!!!"

A young child walks into a corner store and picks up a big box of laundry detergent.
The storekeep trying to be friendly says, "Got a lot of laundry to do?"
The boy says, "Haha no. I'm actually going to go wash my dog with it."
The storekeep says, "Son, that stuff is very powerful. If you use it to wash your dog the dog might become sick or even die!"
The boy replies, "Don't worry, he'll be fine."
And the boy leaves. The next day the boy returns to buy some candy.
The storekeep asks the boy about his dog and how the washing went.
The boy replies sadly, "He died..."
The storekeep says as gently as he can, "I'm sorry son. But I warned you this might happen if you wash the dog with detergent."
The boy replies, "I don't think it was the laundry detergent that killed him. I think it was the spin cycle."

One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?""It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"He yelled back, "Texas A & M."

A guy is walking through Chinatown in New York. He is fascinated by all the Chinese restaurants, the shops, the signs and banners on all the buildings.
He is having the greatest time just walking and looking around. He turns a corner and sees a building with a sign that says. ... .. "Hans Olafsen's Laundry."
"Hans Olafsen?" he thinks. "How in the world does that fit in here?"
So, he walks into the shop and sees and old Chinese gentleman sitting in the corner. The visitor asks "How in the world did this place get a name like Hans Olafsen's Laundry?"
The old man says, "Is name of owner."
The visitor asks, "Who in the heck is the owner?".
"I am he," answers the old man.
"You, how in the heck did you ever get a name like Hans Olafsen?".
The old man replies..."Many years ago, when come to this country, I standing in line at immigration office. Man in front was big more...

A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, What for? Are you going to set it on fire!