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    Physics Puzzle... Nice one - try to crack it. ....
    Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
    Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.
    The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived.
    The judge decided to set him free, and the conductor returned to his profession. After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time more...

    What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned. Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way. Thank you, S. Berman ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Room 635, I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the more...

    Mr Silva and Mr. Perera are very good friends. One Sunday evening they are having a
    beer at Silva's place.
    These gentlemen, being bachelors still, kept servants to maintain the house and also to
    run errands for them.
    After few rounds of drinks, their topic of discussion turned to servants. Mr. Perera says
    to Mr. Silva,
    "I say Mr. Silva, I think my servant Banda should be the most foolish servant in the world."
    "Come on Mr. Perera, I will eat my head if you can prove that Banda is more foolish than
    my servant Junda."
    "Okay, okay we'll see". And Mr. Silva calls Banda and handed him 10 Rupees and tells,
    "Banda, you go to the Toyota dealer at the corner of the street and buy me a new Camry
    with that."
    "Certainly, Sir" and off goes Banda.
    "You see Mr. Perera, how foolish is my servant"
    "Huh!, you say that is foolish, wait till you see my servant" and more...

    /* GCFL wishes all our readers a Merry Christmas! */
    When I was a child of about twelve years old, we had a Christmas that I have never forgotten. We grew up in humble means to say the least, but we generally always had one or two gifts under the tree even if they were only socks and underwear.
    During this particular Christmas, by good fortune we had many gifts. For the first time in a long time, we received a lot of the things we actually wanted. I was one of seven children, so this was a very big deal. We were all so excited and could hardly wait until Christmas morning.
    However, on that Christmas Eve, after careful reflection and much heated discussion, my father decided that it was much too much, and that in this frenzy that we had lost the true meaning of Christmas.
    With much trepidation, we were instructed to hand over all but one of our unopened gifts. There was some crying, some anger, some shock and disbelief. What happened next truly astounded us. My more...

    The Rookie Cop...
    A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.
    The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.
    The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner people."
    A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again...
    "I SAID, let's get off that corner... NOW!"
    Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.
    Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"
    Pretty good," chuckled the vet, "especially since this is a bus stop!"

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