Lang Jokes

Hiya lang lui!
Hi lang jai!
Want to ride in my Honda?
Sure lang jai!
Jump in!

*I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Eating wonton, it's perfection
I have light brown hair, Sanrio everywhere
Frustration, in my generation.

Come on bb, let's go drink tea.

I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Playing mahjong, nothing is wrong
I have tons of flares, tight shirts everywhere
Looking cocky, just can't stop me.

I'm Chinese, Asian girl, in a white-people world
Egg foo young, just for fun, I do laundry.

You're so tall, Chinese doll, eat some jook and chow mein,
No FOBS here, egg rolls there, fortune cookie.

Eat cha siu, eat bok choi, you can say I love Sam's club.

Repeat *

Come on bb, let's go drink tea.
Ai ai ai yah.
Come on bb, let's go drink tea.
Ooh ooh

Make me cook, make me clean, do whatever is mean
I can do more...

A new greeting card is outselling traditional holiday cards in Hallmark stores across Kansas, Alabama, and Texas. Happy End of Days cards depict a firey well consuming horned demons and horney politicians, while angels, including a winged Pat Robertson, ascend to the clouds.

A musical card is also available playing Auld Lang Syne with new verses. "Should Auld Acquaintance have sinned and never live again, we wish you warmer weather then as we reach the end of days. For Auld Lang Syne my friend, for Auld Lang Syne, we'll share a cup of manna yet as we reach the end of days.