Kobe Jokes

Upper Deck Authenticated's new Kobe Bryant action figure is so realistic you can't even get the ball out of his hands.

Kobe Bryant underwent arthroscopic surgery in his right knee Saturday and could sit out part of training camp in October because of a recovery time of up to 12 weeks.
- However Bryant does hope to return to sexually assaulting the staff in only 2 weeks.

Kobe Bryant is angry with Lakers GM Mitch Kupchak, whom he believes is blocking a potential trade with unreasonable demands. It must be so frustrating when someone else's unreasonable demands get in the way of your own.

Kobe Bryant has the NBA's top-selling jersey in Europe and China. Gilbert Arenas has the NBA's top-selling jersey in prison.

NBA star Kobe Bryant and his wife are being sued by their maid. She claims she was, "badgered, harrassed and humiliated". Coincidently, the same claim has been filed by the Los Angeles Lakers.