Innocently Jokes

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    A man and his son were driving in the car, when a police pulled them over for speeding. "
    Oh Shit!"
    exclaimed the father.
    "
    What does shit mean daddy?"
    Asked the little boy innocently.
    "
    It's...ummm, it's just what you sometimes call a police man."
    When they got home, the father slipped on the doormat, "
    Oh Piss!"
    exclaimed the father.
    "
    What does piss mean daddy?"
    Asked the boy innocently.
    "
    It's what you sometimes call, a doormat."
    The father made his way to the boot rack and tripped over a chair exlaiming; "
    Oh Shag!"
    As he landed on it.
    "
    What does shag mean daddy?"
    asked the little boy innocently.
    "
    It's another way of saying... Sit on."
    The man went upstairs and was shaving his face,, when he cut himself. "
    Of Bollocks!"
    Exclaimed the man.
    The little boy popped more...

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