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The boss asked a clerk working in his office,
"Why didn't you take leave due to you this year?'

'Sir,' replied the clerk, I needed some rest.'

THE rules specified that before sanctioning any work, concurrence had to be obtained from the Associated Finance wing of the Ministry.

A project for' Construction of a Bungalow with Outhouse' was sent to the Finance wing for expeditious approval. The file came back promptly with the observation,' Not agreed. A Bungalow without House is inconceivable.'

'WHAT is this thing that people call Gourmint?' (goverment) asked one rustic of another.

Pat came the reply:' You don't even know Gourmint? Why, it is big people who ghour (ponder over) our problems every mint (minute)!'

THIS is a true story of a correspondence which went awry because of a typing error. The stenographer working in the physics department of the university applied for one month's leave. The head of the department agreed, and asked him to type out an application to the registrar asking for a substitute. Instead of using the word substitute, the steno put in the word prostitute. The boss signed the letter without reading it.

The registrar, who had scores to settle with the head of the department of physics, "decided to cash in on the error. He wrote back: "Please refer to your letter Do... dated... The commodity asked for by you is not readily available in the store of the University. You are advised to procure it from the market and forward the bill to the Administrative Officer."

Another clerk applying for leave sent the following to his boss: "My wife is unwell. As I am the only husband in the house, kindly grant me leave for the day."

A girl who was appearing in B. Ed, got married. The result of B. Ed, was declared when she was in her in-laws house. She had secured the first position and in her excitement she sent a telegram to her father.
SUCCESSFUL IN B. ED
Due to the efficiency of the telegraph department, the father got the telegram as: SUCCESSFUL IN BED

A Managing Director was interviewing a charming lady for the post of Personal Secretary. Finally he asked the lady what salary she expected? Very modestly she replied "Rs. 2500, Sir." "With pleasure," said the Managing Director. "In that case Rs. 3500, Sir," was the prompt reply by the lady.

BALWANT Singh, a clerk with the LIC, was in charge of preparing salary bills "and despatching last pay certificates to employees transferred to other posts. Once, he prepared the necessary papers, put them in an envelope but could not find the address of the person to whom it was to be sent. He consulted a fellow clerk about what to do.' Very simple,' replied the other clerk,' just write to the fellow and ask for his full address.'