Humor Jokes / Recent Jokes

Humor is to life what shock absorbers are to an automobile.

The recent spate of "funny" doctors' names forces me
to publish this test that all of you must pass to
remain on dl.humor. If you do not garner a passing
score, you will be automatically purged from the dlist.
Good luck to most of you. To those of you who think
these names are actually funny, I know you will fail
to qualify, and I can look forward to a JUNKMAIL folder
with less deadwood.

Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD Ill HANG AROUND!

My brothers looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he cant find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.

Sharon: Im so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and Im sick of it.

Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Thats what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!

What type of sense of humor does rain have?-A very wet sense of humor