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Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. The first guy said "Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older."
"What do you mean?" asked the second guy.
"Well," replied the first. "I can barely remember the last time I was able to get it up in bed, but my wife is healthier than ever!"
"Healthier? How is that?" his buddy wondered.
"Years ago, when we were younger, almost every night before bed she'd get these terrible headaches." he answered. "Now that we're older, she hasn't had a headache in years."
for your cnsideration
PMS--Punishing Men's Stupidity
PENIS--Protrusion exiting noticeably inferior sex
SHOPPING--Smarter, Healthier, Obviously Prettier, Plus Incredibly Neater Gender
SLAVE=Superior Lady Acquiring Vast Empire
WINNER=Women Inevitably Negotiating New Empowered Roles
BITCH=Bright Individual That Controls Him
MALE=Men Are Losing Everywhere
WOMEN=We Outclass Men Each Night
GIRLS=Gifted Individuals Realizing Large Superiority
FUTURE=Females Understand They Ultimately Rule Everywhere
BABE=Body And Brain Excellence
DAME=Dominant Against Men Everywhere
HIS=Honors In Servitude
SHE=Soon His Emperor
LOVE=Lady Obtains Virtually Everything
WORSHIP=We Obey Ruling Sisters Having Intense Power
SHOPS=Smarter, Healthier, Obviously Prettier Sex
HIM=Held In Mercilessly
HER=His Eternal Ruler
GUY=Gender Under You
GAL=Goddess At Large
BOYS=Babes Obedient Young Slave
SKIRT=She more...
Charlie and George were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Charlie said to George, "Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older."
"What do you mean?" asked George.
"Well," replied Charlie, "I can barely remember the last time I was able to get it up in bed, but my wife is healthier than ever!"
"Healthier? How is that?" his buddy wondered.
"Years ago, when we were younger, almost every night before bed she'd get these terrible headaches," he answered. "Now that we're older, she hasn't had a headache in years."
Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. The first guy said, "Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older."
"What do you mean?" asked the second guy.
"Well," replied the first. "I can barely remember the last time I was able to get it up in bed, but my wife is healthier than ever!"
"Healthier? How is that?" his buddy wondered.
"Years ago, when we were younger, almost every night before bed she'd get these terrible headaches." He answered. "Now that we're older, she hasn't had a headache in years."