Hamburgers Jokes / Recent Jokes

What is the hamburgers motto? If at first you dont succeed, fry, fry again!

Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!

Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!

Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!

Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!

Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!