Hamburgers Jokes

Who is the hamburgers favourite actress? Candice Berger!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQs? They loin fast!

An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?' Home on the Range'!

Are hamburgers male? Yes, because theyre boygers, not girlgers!