Hamburgers Jokes / Recent Jokes

How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQs? They loin fast!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They' loin' fast!

How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

Who is the hamburgers favourite actress? Candice Berger!

What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!

Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunkers son-in-law, the meathead!