Gypsy Jokes

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    Why can't a gypsy man walk right?
    Because he has crystal balls!

    In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unaquainted."

    In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

    In Zion, Ill., it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets. Kibo.

    In Carmel, N. Y., a man can`t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. nj.

    Attention Gooley: In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.

    In Gary, Ind., persons are prohibited from attending a movie house or other theater and from riding a public streetcar within four hours of eating garlic.

    In Miami, it`s illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Blair!

    In St. Louis, it`s illegal to sit on the curb of any city more...

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